Entry 1: In the Beginning...

The first step in my online dating journey was coming up with the perfect profile. I wanted to make sure I had a variety of pictures that really represented me, I filled out all the blanks and questions with care and thought, I even had my best friend proof read it and see if I needed to add or tweak anything. I thought I did a pretty good job, surely, this would attract the kind of man I've been looking for. Suddenly, I have a new message! How exciting... this could be the one! I open it... and see this.

Maybe this isn't going to go quite as smoothly as I thought...