Then we get to the question, "What is the first thing people notice about you?"
I personally think that first impressions are key. Online, this guy was doing a great job. But apparently in real life he doesn't do such a great job.
Puddle of vomit? Where is this coming from? Are you a big drinker who can't hold your liquor? Is this a goofy man's attempt at a joke? I'm missing the punchline. And I don't think John Krasinski would ever joke about vomit in the presence of a lady.